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Ten stupidest laws are named PDF Print E-mail
Monday, 19 November 2007

These are the stupidest laws, according to percentage share of public vote.

Most ridiculous British laws:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (7%)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (5%)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (4%)

6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)

Most ridiculous foreign laws:

1. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

2. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

3. In Bahrain, a male doctor can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

4. In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

5. In Alabama, it is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle (6%)

6. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

7. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

8. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except funerals or hospital visits (5%)

9. In Japan, there is no age of consent (5%)

10. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)

 
Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced PDF Print E-mail
Monday, 19 November 2007

A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.

Robert Stewart's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on him in a hostel room.

The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".

The police were called and at a hearing last month Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace.

The case has prompted criticism of "loony British laws", but he ended up in court because the "shocked" cleaners said they had knocked repeatedly before opening the door.

At Ayr sheriff court on the west coast of Scotland today, Mr Stewart was sentenced for the rare offence and for a separate breach of the peace charge for threatening a member of staff in a hostel in the town.

The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems, and he was placed under the supervision of a social worker and warned that if he re-offended he would be sent to prison.

Sheriff Colin Miller added: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'. "

Mr Stewart, an unemployed bachelor, has described the incident as a misunderstanding caused by too much drink, and said claims that he was having sex with the bike were "a load of rubbish".

His solicitor Gerry Tierney described his client as a "sad little man" who was trying to tackle his drink problem.

He added: "When the cleaners came in, he thought he was having fun with them. He does not think it is funny any more, and he has had to move home three times because he has been targeted because of the offence."

Mr Stewart's exploits have also earned him multiple dishonourable mentions on the internet.

After the story appeared on Telegraph.co.uk, it spread to Canada, the USA, South Africa and Australia.

On chat forums north and south of the equator participants continue to ponder some of the issues raised by the case.

Has the bicycle in question been taken into protective custody, asked one?

Other contributors wanted to know if he had been banned from bike sheds in his hometown of Ayr, whether the bicycle in question was over 16 years old, and exactly what sex with a bicycle involves.

But answers came there none today as Mr Stewart left court with his head bowed and sought to hurry out of the limelight.

 

 
New Zealand bars British man's 'fat' wife PDF Print E-mail
Monday, 19 November 2007
A British man who moved to New Zealand has been told by officials that his wife is too fat to join him

Richie Trezise, 35, a rugby-playing Welshman, lost weight to gain entry to New Zealand after being rejected for being overweight and a potential burden on the health care system.

His wife, Rowan, is now on a strict diet. However, she has been battling for months to shed the pounds so they can be reunited and live Down Under. Mr Trezise moved to New Zealand in September after shedding two inches from his waist on a crash diet. He said that if his wife was not allowed to come out by Christmas they would abandon the idea of emigrating.

His employer-backed skills visa was initially rejected by immigration officials when they discovered that his body mass index, or BMI, was 42, making him morbidly obese.

BMI measures a person's weight in relation to their height. Anything over 25 is regarded as overweight, and 30 or above is obese.

But his wife Rowan, who planned to emigrate with him, has failed to overcome the obesity test.

Mr Trezise is a submarine cable specialist, who has also served in the Army.

He said yesterday: "My doctor laughed at me.

He said he'd never seen anything more ridiculous in his whole life. He said not every overweight person is unhealthy or unfit.

"The idea was that we were going to change our lifestyle totally and get outdoors and on mountain bikes and all sorts of activities."

Robyn Toomath, a spokesman for Fight the Obesity Epidemic and an endocrinologist, said the BMI limit was valid in the vast majority of people.

She said she was opposed to obese people being stigmatised.

"However, the immigration department's focus is different," she said. "It cannot afford to import people into the country who are going to be a significant drain on our health resources.

"You can see the logic in assessing if there is a significant health cost associated with this individual and that would be a reason for them not coming in."

New Zealand is critically short of skilled workers, and many large firms are intensively recruiting in Britain.

Mr Trezise was recruited to supervise the Southern Cross Cable, which links New Zealand with Australia and the west coast of the United States.

He is one of only four highly qualified specialist technicians working on the improvement of the cable.

The New Zealand Immigration Service said it did not know how many people were denied entry to the country because of high BMI readings.

However, comments posted on the Emigrate New Zealand website reveal that many people have been turned down after medical tests revealed that they were obese.

Mr Trezise has private health care in New Zealand and his employer, Telecom, has a gym membership scheme.

 

 

 

 

 
Ground-down Britons reveal the strain of modern living PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 05 October 2007

BRITISH people are buckling under the strain of modern life with one in ten people constantly at boiling point and a fifth feeling stressed before breakfast, a new survey has revealed.

The poll also found British people spend a total of five and a half years of their adult life feeling strung out and tense.

The results paint a picture of a nation blighted with stress-related illnesses: half of those questioned, 52 per cent, said they struggled to sleep at night while one in two admitted suffering headaches or migraines.

A further 23 per cent complained of digestive problems and 17 per cent confessed to having suffered panic attacks.

Neil Shah, the director of the Stress Management Society, said yesterday that modern life was outstripping the human body's ability to cope with stress.

And he warned constant pressure could affect long-term health, increasing the risk of cancer and heart disease.

"The results of this survey do not surprise me at all," he said. "Our bodies are designed to be stressed only two to three times a month. In evolutionary terms, we have a stress reaction so that we would run away if we were attacked by a bear or if the neighbouring village attacked us.

"Unfortunately, nowadays our lifestyles are just lived in a perpetual state of stress and it is just not good for our bodies.

"It is really too soon to know what the long-term effects of our modern lifestyle are, but stress has been connected with heart disease and some forms of cancer, increasing some people's susceptibility to it," he said.

When it came to listing the biggest factors in causing stress, almost two-thirds of those questioned by Coleman Parks last month on behalf of the Relaxation for Living Institute (RfLI) listed money worries as their biggest concern.

This was followed by 54 per cent listing work pressures, while 49 per cent said relationships were their biggest concern.

Beyond the day-to-day stresses of modern life, the pressure to look good rated high in people's concerns, with 45 per of women and 24 per cent of men citing it as a cause of anxiety.

But Dr Ewan Macdonald, head of the Healthy Working Lives Research Unit at Glasgow University, disagreed with the survey's findings, claiming many people were self-diagnosing stress.

He said: "It's true that over recent years there has been a relative increase in conditions which could be classed as mild to moderate mental health problems relating to stress.

"But I would say that the epidemic of stress that we seem to have is a fashion. It's an ill-defined term and people are self-diagnosing themselves with it, and so it's become an accepted term and parlance."

Dr Macdonald said that there were people genuinely ill with clinical anxiety or depression, but that stress had become a popular description that most people would use as it made them appear "in demand".

But Richard Hilliard, the director of the RfLI, said: "Stress can manifest itself in so many different ways and the physical symptoms usually depend on how a person deals with it.

"In one person, it might make them short-tempered and feel constantly tense, while in another it can cause them all sorts of digestive problems, making them seriously depressed, and be totally crippling to their lifestyle."

People who feel chronically stressed on the job may face an increased risk of depression, a study suggested yesterday.

Researchers found that among more than 24,000 working Canadian adults, nearly 5 per cent had suffered from major depression in the past year. Those under heavy stress at work appeared to be at particular risk, according to findings in the American Journal of Public Health.

MOTHERS' LITTLE HELPERS
KHUTSO Dunbar set up her Glasgow-based business, Nurturer, to help new mothers cope with looking after a child.

"A lot of the women who come here have been professionals and so they find it difficult to maintain the lives that they've had in the past," she said.

"Many put themselves under a lot of stress because they feel they have to be seen to be good mothers while just coping with the day-to-day requirements of looking after a child.

"So they get up in the morning, have to get their child up and ready and, if they're working mothers, get themselves presentable for their jobs, then get their child to nursery before getting to work themselves.

"It is very much a modern issue because there is more emphasis on being a great mum, getting their figure back as soon as possible and being able to juggle all the demands without being seen to struggle."

"There is still a stigma attached to not being able to cope. We do things like holding exercise sessions that mothers can bring their children along to because there aren't gyms that offer childcare facilities.

"We're trying to help women to make that transition from their old lives to their new ones
 
UK below Mexico in world league of wealth and happiness PDF Print E-mail
Thursday, 20 September 2007

British life has been ranked as being among the least satisfying in the West.

Despite a stable economy, a booming housing market and falling unemployment, there are many reasons for unhappiness, according to the Global Prosperity Index.

Mexicans have more reason to be positive about their everyday lives, it says.

The UK was ranked 17th out of 50 nations, behind front-runners Norway, Sweden and the United States.

The reasons for the UK's poor showing included a high divorce rate, a relatively large number of people unemployed in comparison to other nations and problems with the health service.

The countries were rated using national statistics from the last 12 months on freedom of choice, health and climate.

Researchers also used data on equality of opportunity, religious faith, income, political rights, civil liberties, unemployment levels and divorce rates.

North America and Europe dominated the table, which was drawn up by the independent think tank the Legatum Institute for Global Development.

It put Zimbabwe at 50, citing extreme lack of individual freedom, ill health and high unemployment under Robert Mugabe's regime.

Other countries at the lower end of the scale included Pakistan, Egypt,Bangladesh and India, which scored badly because of poor national health levels.

Alan McCormick, the institute's managing director, said: "The index provides an entirely new way of looking at prosperity and the underlying drivers on a country-by- country basis.

"Perhaps one of the biggest revelations is in the central role played by individual freedom of choice, which shows that progress can not be mandated by bureaucracies but must be chosen by individuals.

"In the end, individual citizens, supported by policymakers, must choose to take ownership of the solutions that will drive the long-term prosperity of their nations."

Legatum Prosperity Index Top 20

Rankings

Norway 1

United States 1

Sweden 1

Austria 4

New Zealand 5

Canada 5

Denmark 7

Germany 8

Finland 8

Switzerland 10

Australia 11

Singapore 12

Netherlands 12

Ireland 14

Iceland 15

Mexico 16

Israel 17

United Kingdom 17

Belgium 19

Spain 19

Source:The Daily Mail, 2nd July 2007

 

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